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Man forced to explain to mother that ‘twat’ isn’t the past tense of ‘twit’

Attribution: Creative Commons (Flickr) by FaceMePLS
Attribution: Creative Commons (Flickr) by FaceMePLS

A 32-year-old man from Guildford in Surrey has been forced to have an uncomfortable conversation with his 63-year-old mother explaining the exact nature of the word ‘twat’.

The unfortunate tête-à-tête came about after middle aged mother of two, Barbara Bunce, made a comment to her son, Billy Bunce, during their Sunday roast dinner about “that Vernon Kay TV presenter person” and how he really has been a ‘twit’ with his recent behaviour.

Billy explained: “She then mentioned his previous bad behaviour and asked ‘If he has been a twit in the past, does that make him a twat?’ I couldn’t fault her logic to be honest, but it led to an eye-wateringly awkward conversation about what ‘twats’ really are that can now never be undone”.

“On a scale of one to ten, with one being turning up to school in uniform on a mufti day, and ten being walking in on your parents doing it, that was definitely an eleven. I actually had to drop the ‘V bomb’!” said the mortified son.

“My sympathies are with Tess Daly,” was all Barbara Bunce had to say of the tragic event.

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